Thursday, January 13, 2011

I've got it.




All right, so as I was riding my bicycle down the street today, I finally figured it out. This is simply because like Ruthanne in above photo, I'm getting old, fat, and hopefully wise. And like Ruthanne, I might just say fuck it, get my own Harley and head on out, folks.

What are single men and women looking for? I can answer that in one sentence.

Men are looking for a trophy, but women are looking for a bargain.

Any takers on that?

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