Thursday, September 6, 2012
New Dudes on the Horizon
Ahhh, summer. Where's it gone? Sigh.
Apparently this blog went "viral" a few days ago, and I got TONS of visitors in one day. This is because my dating life, athough tragic/poetic/disappointing is at least for R.E.A.L. and I think people would rather hear more about the American version of Bridget Jones instead of the shit Hollywood passes off as "Romantic-Comedy." Why watch some unrealistic romantic-comedy that in no way mirrors real life when you can read my blog?
So anyway, there's new dudes on the horizon, already after The Salesman hit the shitter.
And get this. Don't spill your coffee on your keyboard but there's two who are LOCAL.
As in Rapid City.
And neither one are so ugly that I will have to put a bag over their head in public. One is actually hot. What, you gasp?
However, Doooder and T. think one looks boring. Of course, it has to be the good looking one, which already is a red flag. As in, good looking for a man usually means "P.R.I.C.K." or player, take your pick.
But the other seems like a real sweetheart. Well educated, socially-liberal or at least grounded in the middle, has hair, can write quite well, reads books copiously. And loves Bill Bryson. Hmmmm.
I MIGHT meet the good looking one for coffee Saturday, though he 1. golfs (square, I know--sorry Nicky) and 2. sails (kinda pretentious) and 3. doesn't drink (snore).
Oh, wait a minute. I forgot another one. Then, there's "Hare," (Harry) the "square x 5" who I've been internet buddies with forever, and he lives in Rapid. He just texted me this morning and wants to meet up for happy hour Friday. But Hare's a squared-supreme-deluxe, so, shrug? Meh, might be a few laughs. I don't consider him a true contender and have been sending him fart sound effects and bad jokes for years. Ex. Me: "So two pretzels walk into a bar," Hare: AND? Me: "One of them was a-salted." LOL. And he has a whiney, high pitched voice and an M.B.A. But it's good to have male buddies, even if you know they'll go nowhere.
I've got a feeling I'll probably make fun of the good looking boring guy in a future post.
But it's this first square I mentioned, the nice guy who's into Bill Bryson books that I think I might like.